I'm Keren
This is the blog of Keren Townsend.
These are my thoughts, words, and feelings. Please don't take them personally.
These are my thoughts, words, and feelings. Please don't take them personally.
Somebody Help Me
If I have to go to one more church service down here in Uzziah, I am going to scream. Everybody at this church is old. Not that regular old that you can tolerate. No, they are country old; which means that they move 10 times slower than regular old folk.Where did they get these songs from? They sound like regular songs, but they sing them so slowly that I know they made them up.
If I gotta drink one more glass of kool-aid flavored water around here, I am going to choke somebody.
How did I let Marietta talk me into this?
EBB called me. He said that he missed me. We didn't get to talk that long because he said the call was long distance. He sounds like Marietta's grandfather… "Don't ya'll fast tail gurls be making no long distance phone calls on my phone." He better stop calling me fast tail. I'm gonna hide his cane from him.
I don't want to go to church down here tonight. Somebody please help me. Lord, where is a young evangelist when you need one?
These are my thoughts, words, and feelings. Please don't take them personally.
It's Hot Down Here
All I have to say is that it is too hot down here in Uzziah to be working outside. How did I let Marietta talk me into doing this?These are my thoughts, words, and feelings. Please don't take them personally.
Gone for A Month (He Don't Even Care)
It's official. Marietta and I are going to Uzziah. I found out that we are going to get room and board for working on the farm. Don't they have child labor laws in Uzziah?
I told EBB that I was going to Uzziah; he didn't even seem to care. He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Ok." Maybe I can find a hunky farm hand in Uzziah.

